“How you coming on your S&M challenges?” she asked.
S&M challenges? Wow! (Good looking lady to be dabbling in whips and leather.)
“I’m sorry, I’m not into that stuff.” I answered, backing away slightly, wondering if she had a spiked collar in her purse. “Don’t really need to, ya know? Gotten along just fine without it for a whole lot of years now. “
“I’m speaking of ‘social media challenges’” she answered tartly, while her eyes quickly scanned, processed and compartmentalized me leaving a smirk on her face. This wasn’t going well.
D.K. LeVick's "Writing in the Woods" 